Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Of All The Reasons That America Is Doomed, This Is The One I Am Upset With The Most


Cobra Commander, leader of Cobra, visits Springfield to receive key to the city

All in anticipation of the official G.I. Joe Collectors’ Convention taking place April 9-12Springfield, IL – Cobra Commander, leader of the organization known as Cobra, recently visited Springfield to receive the key to the city from Mayor J. Michael Houston. In an eloquent and moving speech, the cobalt-clad commander-in-chief detailed Cobra’s vision of the future and its goals to bring about a better tomorrow for all those who support their cause. Said Cobra Commander “Springfielders near and far, I accept your Mayor’s generous gift. And let it be known that I too bring a gift for every man, woman and child of this city that is so near and dear to my heart; an invitation to join with me. Join Cobra!”
 
Don't laugh. If the republicans find out about this candidacy, they will flock to him in millions. They like his pro-war stance and his love for huge military missile systems that work like shit. Sure, it's illegal to join ISIS but anyone can fill out an application form for C.O.B.R.A. Just wait till they look under that helmet and discover that he is a black man. What a twist that would be.
 

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Not only black, but a black trans man! They'd just shit!

DrGoat said...

I think you're better off with The Tick. There's a superhero I can get behind.

david_b said...

Koolaid, koolaid, koolaid, sir...

Sorry we public servants can't all be as morally upright as Hillary.