Did His 'People' Think We Wouldn't Know?

 

They even enhanced his package.

The jokes just write themselves.

Where my frozen bag of oranges when I need it?

 

An unretouched photo from Justin Bieber‘s Calvin Klein shoot has been acquired by BreatheHeavy.com. In addition to enlarging his bulge, it seems retouchers pumped up baby Bieb’s pecs, biceps, and quads. The unretouched photos came from “someone connected” to the shoot. Sources say that Justin acted like a dick on set, explaining that;

“…he was basically a douche. He hit on [fellow model] Lara several times and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child.”

I have been loving the Internet and all it's bottle up snark this morning. So many people taking their shots at this punk. Mocking him is just too easy for me. It's actually beneath me so I will leave it to others to do the work for me. Let me just leave you with two words - Leif Garrett.

http://www.dailydot.com/opinion/justin-bieber-calvin-klein-not-sexy/

But as Daily Dot contributor Olivia Cole reminded us, “Implying that Justin Bieber’s bad behavior is somehow the result of black culture’s influence and not the result of… unchecked white privilege, unchecked arrogance, poor parenting, limitless financial resources, armies of Yes Men, and well, a shitty personality, is not only deeply ignorant, but deeply racist.”