Chicken in a Can and Cheesebuger in a Can

WTF????? You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't pee in the wind, you don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't eat your chicken from a CAN! Just check out that jellied goodness. Just like nature intended. Even if I was squirreled away in my post apocalyptic bomb shelter would I eat chicken from a can. That is just zombie bait.

http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/04/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can-yummo/

They also have Cheeseburger in a Can which will look NOTHING like this picture and probably tastes no worse than the burgers you get at 7-11.