Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Sweet Mary-Kate


He Made The Mess. He Cleans It Up.


VATICAN CITY—Hurrying outside after hearing a disturbingly loud thud against the side of the church, Pope Francis was reportedly left to clean up the remains of a dead angel Monday that flew straight into one of the Sistine Chapel’s windows. “It’s really sad; it seems like one of these guys crashes into a window at least once a week,” said the pontiff, who appeared visibly distressed while sweeping up the feathers scattered around the angel’s lifeless body. “Most of the time, their necks break and they die instantly, but once in a while they’re still twitching a bit. That’s when I find it’s best to put them out of their misery with a shovel.” At press time, the Bishop of Rome was attempting to scrape off an angel splattered on the windshield of the Popemobile.

I am starting to look at the Onion as the modern day equivalent to my beloved Weekly World News. The photoshop is not as charming as WWN but I spit my Pepsi this morning when I saw this story. Thanks for Brother Kelly for finding it first.


Tuesday Image Blizzard





From The Harley Quinn Files





Monday, August 31, 2015

Who Wore It Better?

I mean the diaper, not the hair.

I Like The Top Left One

 I know many people in NZ don't want a change and see the whole exercise as one big distraction but if I HAD to pick one design I would go with the top left design. I like the Southern Cross, The Fig Leaf and the black color which are all unique to New Zealand.

When I Drink, I Only Drink With Tink