Monday, October 24, 2016

Dad Of The Year

And you can thank him when you win that big bag of candy at the costume contest. It's either this or a little ghost costume. Make your pick because Daddy is busy and you should have came to him with this problem a week before Halloween, not the night before.


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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Created by Darren Rawlings

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I Have Figured Out WESTWORLD

Anthony Hopkins is the last human on Earth or a spaceship far away from a dead Earth. The control room even hums like a spaceship would. He made these automatons to preserve the human species or what was most valuable about them - their soul. He wants to achieve an A.I that realizes they are sentient despite their mechanical origins. They pass the Turin test and we become immortal in the Universe. But Hopkins is the only man and his end is near so he needs to advance his little project with key hosts. The good and the evil. The best and worst of all humanity. Delores and the Man in Black are the key. But everyone is an automaton. There are no such things as GUESTS. This western theme was used because the man who invented everything was a fan of that time in Earth's history. Everyone is a part of his vast tableau. The stories are irrelevant. Just the reaction to crisis that each human deals with differently.

I am loving this show because of all the little things that happen when the same day is repeated over and over again. It's a genius of construction that reveals just enough to keep me interested. I want to know what happens. I know the finale can in no way live up to the high concept but I can always have hope. This kind of show gives me hope.


What Art Do You Do?

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Before I found the Internet I made collages. I found a pile of ones in various stages of completion today. This one was already laminated. These days, my art is my blog. I know. Not much but it's something I accomplished all on my own on my terms. If I die tomorrow I have left something interesting behind.

I Can't Bring This Up On Facebook

But there is a guy who is nice enough but he posts shit on my timeline that is full of all this inspirational bullshit that I hate and he forces his talk of his broken heart on my mojo. It's the worst kind of pap. I don't want to hurt his feelings but I need to figure out how to block that crap from other people thinking I want that shit on my timeline. He can post it and I will look at it but I want to choice to add to MY timeline what I want and not what HE thinks I need to understand about the way the Universe works. I know how the Universe works and it has no pity and uses motivation posters to wipe it's ass with. It's such an invasion.


I Think I Have To Give Up The Dream

I found out two things today. One is that my head is shrinking because this mask never fit me. Two is that there is a reason why no Luchadors have beards. It's really not classy to have to stuff your facial hair back into the mask holes.


Anfisa Arkhipchenko - "90 Day Fiance"

My Mother was watching the show 90 Day Fiance and I usually hate these kind of shows but then I saw this selfish, Russian import who really thinks she is fabulous and entitled and I can't resist that in her. Usually I hate women like this but for some reason I love to hate this one. She is sexy as hell and that isn't hurting her one damn bit. It must be the accent. She also wants to be a lingerie model which is one step from porn so I got my eye on this go getter. She's here to chase the American dream and she is crazy enough to just make it big. Now her fiancé has problems with her naked dreams. Idiot. Just MANAGE her right to the top while she is hot and enjoy the good life. If she marries you then you make her happy. No shame. What? She was born to be a rocket scientist. I have yet to see her work with a slide rule. She likes being naked and wearing pretty low cut clothing. That is to be admired to as vacant a dream as it is. It's a guy thing I guess to understand a girl from the old country.

Steampunk Illustrations By Donny Liu


Sophie Came By For Another Visit Today

She has a collar so she is obviously owned by somebody. They even put their phone number on the tag, which I called but as of yet I haven't gotten a call back. They must think I am a weirdo but I don't want this kitty to be homeless in the winter.


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Classic Cosplay By Fenix Fatalist