Sunday, January 21, 2018

Afternoon Captions


Saturday, January 20, 2018

How Can I Play Anything Less After Seeing This?


This Is Not An Untrue Statement


I Post These For My Sister Girl Debra

Because I think she might be one of those Lazabeams.

Mr. Clean’s Name Changes Around the Globe

In Germany, he’s Meister Proper, and in Spain, he’s Don Limpio.
Don Limpio? Shouldn't that guy be selling Viagra?

Tumblr Girls This Week




It's stuff like this that makes her so crazy.

What GENERATION Optimus Prime Is This?

The answer is the difference between a funny gag and a war crime.


What Does This MEAN?

I am really having a hard time with this story. How do I miss a movie with so high a rating even though that the thought of it being that good seems impossible? More proff that I dead right about believing I live in the Matrix.


I Think She Is Trying To Seduce Me


"It Is By Will Alone That I Set My Mind In Motion"


She Is My Muse


Facebook Robot Tipped His Hand

I have to inform the Facebook Robot that if it doesn't stop reading my freakin' mind I will turn all John Conner on you and tear down the entire operation. Damn this is a really SPECIFIC memory to pull from my mind. I was just thinking about this particular Paso Doble and suddenly it appears in my You Tube feed? YES, I can remember it after all these years. I am not a barbarian. But that is not the point. I am watching you, TOASTER! STOP READING MY MIND! I will not warn you again.

Why Are My Parties The Best?